1. You model financial predictions for banks,
Tappety-click, tappety-click,
Austerity means you don’t get any thanks,
Making good money for bankers.
Chorus: Tappety-click, tappety-click,
Tappety-, tappety-, tappety-click,
Tappety-click, tappety-click,
Making good money for bankers.
2. A website developer, young bright and bold,
Tappety-click, tappety-click,
Creative designs worth a fortune in gold,
Making good money for dot.coms.
Chorus: Tappety-click, tappety-click,
Tappety-, tappety-, tappety-click,
Tappety-click, tappety-click,
Making good money for dot.coms.
3. A fashion icon who’s appearing in “Vogue”,
Snappety-click, snappety-click,
Her habits fuel gossip, a loveable rogue,
Making good money for clothes lines.
Chorus: Snappety-, snappety-, snappety-click,
Snappety-click, snappety-click,
Snappety-, snappety-, snappety-click,
Making good money for clothes lines.
4. Footballers, movie stars and chief execs,
Chequity-cheque, chequity-cheque,
Supply and demand have no moral aspect,
Making good money from stardust.
Chorus: Chequity-, chequity-, chequity-cheque,
Chequity-cheque, chequity-cheque,
Chequity-, chequity-, chequity-cheque,
Making good money from stardust.
5. Uni graduates with student loans,
Blankety-blank, blankety-blank,
Seeking positions as unpaid interns,
Making good money for misers.
Final Chorus: Blankety-, blankety-, blankety-blank,
Blankety-blank, blankety-blank,
Blankety-, blankety-, blankety-blank,
Making good money for misers.
Blankety-, blankety-, blankety-blank,
Making good money for misers.
© Dave Pierce, 2013