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Sea Food, Do You Want Any Whelks Today?

1. On the one side there is London, with its never ending sprawl

Just over the horizon there, the North Downs rise and fall

Silver birch and weeping willow, orchards full of fruit in June

And the whelk-man with his barrow on a Sunday afternoon

There are gypsies on the meadow now, and horses on the green

And the biggest pile of broken cars that you have ever seen

And some folk came from farming stock and lived here long ago

And the others were the overspill from Whitechapel and Bow

Chorus: Sea food, do you want any whelks today

Do you want any shrimps or cockles,

Jellied eels or mussels,

Sea food, do you want any whelks today

2. The boys are climbing trees now and playing in the fields

And sometimes, with the girls, they are laying in the fields

For innocence dies quickly at the age of sixteen

When they send them to a factory to mind the machines

Then they’re climbing on their motor-bikes and riding round in packs

Each with studded leather lady clinging grimly to his back

Married by the age of twenty, with two gaping mouths to feed

And a wife with no ambition who knows only how to breed

Chorus: Sea food, do you want any whelks today

Do you want any shrimps or cockles,

Jellied eels or mussels,

Sea food, do you want any whelks today

3. It’s hop-picking time, wait for the van

Waiting on the corner for the hop-picking man

Then it’s down to the fields, and it’s strip to your backs

Pull them hops for all your worth, and start filling up your sacks

There’s an aching in your back now, and sweat upon your brow

And the foreman’s watchful eye is always on you now

And you know that you’ve been working when you get your pay

And the ale goes down right smoothly at the end of the day

Chorus: Sea food, do you want any whelks today

Do you want any shrimps or cockles,

Jellied eels or mussels,

Sea food, do you want any whelks today

4. It’s holiday time, down to the sea

Get a funny hat, saucy slogan, “Kiss Me!”

A deck-chair each and a square foot of sand

Get a sun-browned belly in the promised land

Have a round or two of bingo when the sun goes down

A few jugs of ale and a night in the town

Choose yourself a lady at the local dance

For a bit of slap-and-tickle and a new romance

Chorus: Sea food, do you want any whelks today

Do you want any shrimps or cockles,

Jellied eels or mussels,

Sea food, do you want any whelks today

5. The old man sits contented with his pipe and jug of ale

And he tells the same old stories till they gradually go stale

Acceptance of his lot is written thickly on his brow

Ambition has long faded, and he doesn’t need it now

For the whelk man’s changed his barrow for a van with ringing bell

There are other changes on the way, as he can plainly tell

Since some folks came from farming stock and lived here long ago

And the others were the overspill from Whitechapel and Bow

Final Chorus: Sea food, do you want any whelks today

Do you want any shrimps or cockles, jellied eels or mussels,

Sea food, do you want any whelks today

Sea food, do you want any whelks today

© Dave Pierce, 1975 and 2020.

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